Kitchenette witch Angie Wilson clocked out at the Rolling Rhino Coffee Shack, ready for a night of comfy pants, snuggling with her bunny Princess Fiona and a Hot Pocket. Yet, when she has one of her migraine-inducing psychic visions, the night off is cancelled. Her vision showed a teenage girl hunted by Shadows—entities who infiltrated the 21st century to end a war humanity began ages before Earth formed.

Angie's boyfriend, Cullen, is big and doofy, but he treats her like a princess. So here she is on the steps of the spooky old theater from her vision, watching Cullen finagle his phaser gun from his starship—oh yeah, he's a starship commander from the 61st century. As descendants of fragmented magickal lineages, Cullen and Angie's daughter will help humanity remember its lost history and mend a new age—if Cullen survives to see her born.

With a Shadow missile bearing down on Earth, Cullen jumps into his vintage Scimitar starfighter, knowing saving humanity means he'll never hold his daughter or see Angie again. You know what? Not happening! Angie Wilson's no damsel in distress. She has star fire and primal magick in her veins, and these crusty, dusty Shadows pushed her too far!